A simple thought in exchange for cookies.
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You would think that Andrew Jackson was giving you his undivided attention, and then you would glance over and notice that he had devoted the last several minutes to making a laborious sketch of an alligator.
“Mr. President!” you would gasp, indignantly.
“I have a bullet lodged inside my body,” he would say. “From killing a man in a duel. A better man than you.” He would resume drawing the alligator."
Music and lyrics by Ben Acker, Ben Blacker, and Eban Schletter.
Audio is from The Thrilling Adventure Hour #121: "The Thing From This Same...
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